Firstly, some general info:
| Name | Patricia |
| Date of birth | February 21st 1982 |
| Place of residence | Amsterdam, the Netherlands |
| Occupation | Websurfer |
| Hobbies: indoors | Webcamming, surfing |
| Hobbies: outdoors | Sunbathing, dancing, photography |
| Favourite quote | “I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.” - Frodo Baggins |
Q: ASL?
A: 24, F, Amsterdam
Q: Is that you in the pic at the top of the page?
A: Wouldn’t you like to know!
Q: Wanna cam on Yahoo/MSN/Etc ?
A: I don’t cam much, and when I do, I only cam on Camcontacts.
Q: So wtf is an expat?
A: An expatriate.
Q: Send me a pic?
A: No.
Q: Why not?
A: Because I don’t like whiners.
Q: Please?
A: No.
Q: Pretty please?
A: No.
Q: Pretty please with a cherry on top?
A: Fuck off.
Q: So what’s up with all the porn on your site?
A: I’m a pervert.
Q: Why do you have so few questions in your FAQ?
A: Because I’m lazy. Get over it.